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外企辞职报告
在现在这个社会，职场人才流动是很正常的事情，即使工作很好，因为想看看外面的世界，我们可能会选择辞职，这时候有可能会要求我们写辞职报告。那么辞职报告里该包含哪些内容呢？以下是小编精心整理的外企辞职报告，欢迎阅读与收藏。
外企辞职报告1
dearxxx,
as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.
you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.
you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.
since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.
1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (try to use a spell check please; i hate having to correct your mistakes.)
thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!
wishing you a grand and glorious day.
外企辞职报告2
dear mr. smith,
as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.
you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will. copyright dedecms
you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.
since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.
1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (try to use a spell check please; i hate having to correct your mistakes.)
外企辞职报告3
敬爱的领导：
您好！
我是前台xx。因个人原因我决定今天递交，希望领导能够批准我的'辞职申请。我在××公司已经工作三年了，一直以来都从事前台岗位。曾经公司说过前台可以有调到其他部门岗位的机会，可是公司一拖再拖，事已至此已经三年了，我已经无法再呆下去了。其实并不是前台工作不好，只是我想换个岗位，换一种工作岗位。
前台每天面对形形色色的人，我已经有点厌倦这样子的工作方式，可是公司不能给我调换工作的，我也只能选择辞职。最后祝愿公司今后发展越来越好，业绩蒸蒸日上，再创佳绩。
此致
敬礼！
辞职人：
20xx年xx月xx日
外企辞职报告4
人力资源部经理：
您好！我是招聘专员xxx，在公司工作三年，现提出辞职申请，已经递交。为了部门更好找到相关工作交接人员，现把我的岗位职责说明如下；
招聘专员主要负责通过各种渠道（比如媒体、网络）发布和管理招聘信息，并进行正式招聘前测试、简历甄别、组织招聘、员工人事手续办理、员工档案管理及更新等与招聘相关的工作。人力资源、劳动经济、心理学、管理学等相关专业大学专科以上学历，有人力资源相关认证，熟悉人力资源管理各项事务的操作流程的人士即可以应聘此职位，未来发展趋势将成为人力资源经理或招聘经理。由于各种个人原因，再加上自已的职业规划与现在的'情况相差很大，我的理想是能够成为招聘经理，可是不管我怎么努力，都难以实现，既然这样，我想辞职可能是最好的决定。我希望能够在6月20日之前办理完辞职手续，希望经理能够安排相关的人员跟我交接工作，我将十分感谢。
此致
敬礼！
辞职人：
20xx年xx月xx日
外企辞职报告5
尊敬的各位领导：
你们好！
感谢您在百忙之中抽出时间阅读我的辞职，本人自20xx年7月7日进入公司任职人事助理，至今已有半年时间了，感谢公司给我这个机会。在这段时间我学会了一些知识，积累了一定的`工作经验，在此深表感激。同时也感谢各位领导和同事们对我的关心和照顾，这让我感到非常的荣幸。
由于个人原因，经过深思熟虑之后我决定辞去目前在公司所担任的职务和工作。我知道这个过程会给公司带来一定程度上的不便，对此我深表抱歉。我会交接好一切手续，以减少因我的离职而给公司带来的不便。
祝公司领导和所有同事身体健康、工作顺利！
再次对我的离职给公司带来的不便表示抱歉，同时我也希望公司能够体恤我的个人实际，对我的申请给予批准。
此致
敬礼！
辞职人：
20xx年xx月xx日
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